Christmas Trepanation

by The Mistleturds

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You won't be able to get it out of your head! It's the holiday punk song that's sweeping the nation!

"Christmas Trepanation", by the Mistleturds, is loud, fast, silly and shitty.

Listen, download and share! Ten percent of sales go to the Harmony Project (harmony-project.org), which provides music education to underserved youth.

Let's make this thing viral. Happy holidays!

lyrics

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It’s not another something that I just don’t need

The best Christmas gift since 10,000 BC.

Have a holy holiday, oh silent night

So turn on that drill and let in the light.

[Christmas trepanation, wanna

Christmas trepanation

Christmas trepanation, yeah

Drill baby, drill baby, drill baby, drill]

Don’t wanna be sedated,

No lobotomy,

I want my trepanation,

‘Neath the Christmas tree

I’ll do it right after the family Zoom,

The best Christmas present since Santa’s shrooms.

[Christmas trepanation, wanna

Christmas trepanation

Christmas trepanation, yeah

Drill baby, drill baby, drill baby, drill]

Doctor says no so I’ll do it myself

Maybe get some help from the elf on the shelf.

Now I’ve opened up my skull and opened my mind

Feelin’ better bout myself if not humankind.

[Christmas trepanation, wanna

Christmas trepanation

Christmas trepanation, yeah

Drill baby, drill baby, drill baby, drill]

[Christmas trepanation, wanna

Christmas trepanation

Christmas trepanation, yeah

Drill baby, drill baby, drill baby, drill]

Yeah, Christmas next year will be so damn great, won’t have to drill another hole til twenty twenty eight!

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credits

released December 19, 2021
Lyrics/vocals - Blitzen Chimneycakes
Guitar - Tinsel Puddingkiss
Drums/bass/mixing - Sweet Chillyfun
Kid's voice sample - Prancer N. Dancer

Cover art - Fizzy Jigglefrost
Cover design - Gingersnap Moonlight
Inspiration - D. Santa

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